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The best way I could think of to get close to a bad apple was to sell apples. That way I would come in to contact with so many apples that sooner or later, one bad apple would rear its ugly head. It's pretty hard to give reason to be running an apple stand, so I chose toffee apples, how do ya like them? Chocolate coated with hundreds & thousands seemed to be the apple of choice for most youngsters. Though I prefer sour apples and by some twist of fate, this gig just turned sour.

Some guy made his way toward my toffee apple stand. givin me the eyes all the way. he kinda reminded me of this one contestant on Brucie's Price is Right. he'd said he was a dentist and went on about how much he liked to floss. but i knew he was a cop. i could just tell.

Every now and then somethin makes me itch. it was the kinda itch you cant let pass. somebody told me itchin can be contagious, the thought of passin the itch on to somebody else made me crack a smile. i take great pleasure in scratching and i was lettin this one build up.