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You could say my level of expertise even outdoes an undertakers. I grabbed his legs and dragged him in to the alley.

I hadn't got much time. I figured I had around a minute to find a lead. So by way of a timer I held my breath and got to work. Just as my mouth burst open from gasping for air, I seen the dead guy blink. Alarm bells were ringing in my head. His eyes were like clockwork. I could hear a ticking sound gettin' louder and louder. It was like he had egg timers for eyes. I wasn't about to stick around for the omelette.

Out of breath I climbed up the fire escape and in to my apartments' window. I had made it. The opening sequence had only just started for Brucie's Price is right. I hadn't missed a thing.